The More Herein
If there’s one thing we’ve consistently observed about the World of Warcraft community, it’s your never-ending appetite for content. So in this special patch, we’ve gone all in. We’re delivering a surplus of everything: additional dungeons, new classes, extra races, even more pets, an absurd number of mounts, and enough flight paths to confuse a griffon. And if you’re someone who enjoys the minimalist approach, don’t worry—we’ve trimmed the text for you and padded in some extra blank space. Our new guiding principle? “More is more.”
New Raid: The Deeper Cave Below the Bottom
You thought we’d reached the core of Azeroth? Think again. This raid plunges even deeper than the lowest known depths. Our journey downward continues alongside our trusty subterranean allies, the Digger Miners, in a descent beyond “The Bottom.” In these pitch-black depths, where light only exists when you cast a spell, the oppressive heat and crushing pressure have left every creature down there in a foul mood. Survive long enough and you might face Ugh the Complainer, the boss at the very end—unless, of course, that floor door leads even further down…
New Dungeon: The Undermine DMV
Welcome to the most bureaucratic dungeon in the game. While it may only take three minutes to complete once inside, you’ll first need to endure a soul-crushing 90-minute wait. There’s only one boss, and the entire encounter could’ve just been explained on a website. Good luck!
New Dungeon: Mr. Sunflower’s Office
Healing has never felt more personal. This exclusive Mythic+ instance allows only healer roles and runs on a 55-minute timer. In it, you’ll work through emotional and metaphysical challenges—no skipping leg day here. We’ll reconvene next week to continue your journey.
New Dungeon: Old Dungeon
A mystical journey through the golden age of dungeons, this location features nostalgic lighting and heartfelt music—until your past clashes with the present. That final boss you never quite forgave? They’re back. If your team wipes, you’ll be locked out for two weeks so you can process your feelings and maybe cry it out. You can still do it… even with a broken heart.
New System: S.W.I.M.
Introducing the Superior Water Individual Movement system! Strap on your Aquatic Tread-Increasing Forearm Devices and glide over shallow bodies of water at 110% speed. Watch out for twigs, pebbles, and anything else that might trip you up—the slightest bump sends you tumbling.
New System: War Couples
Ready to commit? At the character selection screen, link two characters together for life with the War Couples system. Unlike Warbands, they don’t actually share anything practical. They gain party-based stat boosts, sure—but they’re also more likely to leave dungeons early. A classic case of “it’s complicated.”
Housing
We heard your requests—cheese wheels can now be mounted outside your home or balanced on your head. Any room packed with more than five breakable items instantly becomes a Rage Room for therapeutic destruction. Hard Mode Housing has been enabled as well: maintain your property while consuming one avocado toast daily and a maximum of five lattes weekly. For added realism, Grand Pappy can now sit on your porch to yell at trespassers. War Couples are welcome to cohabitate, but must maintain separate bedrooms, of course. Additionally, nearby forests include influencer zones where you can capture yourself dancing, wandering, or cryptid role-playing. Get ready to go viral.
Cinematics
You can now view all Xal’atath cinematics from a perspective just two feet off the ground. We’ve also removed the ability to zoom out, making things even more unsettling. A visual bug that revealed Xal’atath’s footwear has been corrected—the artist responsible has been relocated. All related scenes now carry a rating of M for “Maybe Not.”
Classes
Hero Talents are here for every class—except Druid. They already have plenty, and we refuse to delete anything, ever. That’s just the way things are.
Death Knight
Their new talent path, “Big Stepper,” increases their damage by 15% but makes them walk like they’re underwater. “Put Your Foot Down” does big damage while causing unease among anyone recently immersed in Xal’atath lore. And occasionally, your icy walking path? Yeah, it might melt now.
Demon Hunter
The “Die Hard” path lets you summon another Demon Hunter to duel you. Lose and your character is permanently gone. Win and you gain a lasting buff. Sometimes, these summoned foes head into space for decade-long battles with Sargeras. Eye Beam might also ricochet off reflective surfaces now—watch your back.
Evoker
Say hello to the “Smallshaper.” They’re just little. These tiny casters can squeeze through any door on their equally tiny mounts. Their flames are more dangerous to allies than enemies, and using Deep Breath frequently results in coughing fits.
Hunter
As a “Pet Daycare Operator,” your animal companions may now fake sleep mid-fight. Some pets won’t participate at all, loitering near dungeon exits. You’ll need to use “Wanna-Go-Outside?” every hour to give them their break. On weekdays, this class is also inexplicably swimming in gold.
Mage
Embrace the future with “Prognosticator.” These certified mage-meteorologists face a small risk of freezing themselves during Frost spells. Also, sometimes those spells are just… rain.
Monk
Become the raid’s caffeine-fueled MVP with the “Barista” set. You’ll take requests, scribble shorthand on magical cups, and probably forget at least one order mid-fight. “Very Demure, Very Mindful” makes you feel great about yourself even when everyone’s staring.
Paladin
“Hammerer” Paladins are now strictly hammer-exclusive. You’ll hammer morning, noon, and night, spreading warnings, justice, and sibling love—consensually, of course.
Priest
Meet “Shieldbot.” You do one thing—cast Power Word: Shield—but you do it better than anyone. No cooldown, super-extended duration, and massive absorption. That’s your whole kit.
Rogue
“Ninja” Rogues are fast, sharp, and maybe a little poetic. If they’re lying, they’re slicing. If they’re dreaming, it’s of sharing a spotlight with Maiev. Pure stealth with style.
Shaman
Become a “Windrider,” the ultimate breeze-chaser. Your Gust of Wind becomes a hurricane-level launch. At night, when you’re tired and running, this class just feels right. And yes, the wind gives you spiky, gravity-defying hair whether you want it or not.
Warlock
“Nice Guy” Warlocks are the dependable friend in every raid. With talents like “Good Friend,” “Chill Bro,” and “Cool Dude,” you’ll arrive early, summon portals without prompting, and always offer up Soulstones. You’re the best. Also: “Great Bud” makes sure the healer is never without backup.
Warrior
The “Shoutmaster” Warrior is all about volume. New audio-based spells include “Call of Dinnertime,” “Shriek of the Swiftie,” and “Hello! Bellow.” When you charge, you yell—and the farther you travel, the louder you get.
Holidays
Celebrate Change It Up Week by spontaneously reinventing your look. NPC barbers and transmog specialists are fully ready to help you shake off the old. During Daylight Saving Complaint Week, gather around to vent your confusion and frustration about losing an hour of sleep. If you’ve dominated the Trials of Style twelve times, congratulations—you’re invited to Silvermoon Fashion Week. Please don’t bring a clueless assistant. You know who you are.
Items
Try out the new Rubber Chicken mount—a bouncing, squeaky way to traverse Azeroth. Or ride in luxury on the Flying Brutosaur, which comes equipped with everything, including a mobile Exodar. Velen disapproves, but hey—it’s your game. For something slimier, mount the Mudskipper, a gloriously awkward amphibious ride only usable near muddy water. New gear updates remove the bracer slot in favor of socks. Match your pair for bonuses, but beware—socks vanish for mysterious reasons we refuse to explain.
Bug Fixes
- No more bears with tiny top hats in Bear Form.
- Cat Form no longer causes random tantrum zoomies.
- Mind Control can’t be used to steal loot anymore.
- Accidentally summoning Xal’atath with Voidweaver abilities has been corrected. She was not amused.
- Stealth no longer causes players to vanish from their own screen, restoring a sense of self.
- Foam Sword no longer cuts through enemies. (Admittedly fun while it lasted.)
- Worgen now lack the confusing spinal tail-twitch that freaked everyone out.
